I hate you! I hate you so much it actually gives me energy!

I woke up this morning and the sun was shining. It was a lovely day. After I brushed my teeth, washed my face and put some clothes on my girlfriend asked me if I want to use the computer that she let running during the night. And so I did.

Now if you spend enough time recording and dealing with Youtube it will become a bit like a drug. It’s the first page I usually check when I get to the computer as I enjoy reading the comments, checking the subscriber counts and views/likes and dealing with the statistics Youtube shows you. In another words – it’s fun for me.

But when I came this morning and found out that I have 17 messages I was really surprised. 17! I never got seventeen messages in one night before. So I checked them with great anticipation of “What the hell was happening while I was sleeping?!”. Was my channel blocked? Did someone started watching one of the LPs and send me a message after each part? I did not know. And guess what? It was all spam.

All of those 17 messages were from three guys (I guess they are guys despite the fact one of them used a nickname jameykitty or some shit like that), each sending me one 6 messages (one send only 5). And I really hate spam. It’s something that I truly despise. Not because it’s trying to lure you into buying something you don’t need but because of how it’s done and what they are selling. If they offered something worthy, something you can use I would definitely check it out. But they always offer shady, dangerous drugs or things that will eventually kick you right in the nuts. And the way they do it! Oh the way they do it! Like these guys sending me almost identical messages where, in broken English, they told me things like these (this is actually one of the messages I received tonigh):

where you from?

Hello there are video clips with the latest cool and a good work here. immediately visit the major sites for the best customers in http://bit.ly/subincrease

be sure to have a look at the site.

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And I'm not ashamed of my man
Even though he is poor and has an old car
He treats me like a queen, a man of truth
And even though he has an old car
What's important i
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Receiver: AZshooterman, Adrian Radlowsky, Alfapiomega, FreestyleReplay, HyperrrBuRnx, InfinityFishingTeam, Jonnythabeast, Karl Erikson, Marlene Tucker, Mkillerbrew, MrMagnusAFC, PNsnHD, RGBRYN, RezurrectionDude, TheGenocidePlan, TheLipTV, TonyJCNJ, gulleyg, orce9174, yotsubakowai

What in the name of the holy is this shit? Do they think I am retarded? Does anyone even reply to these messages? Ever?! Seriously! What. The. Fuck?! This is not only insulting my intelligence but it stole away 1 minute of my life marking each these messages. I am sick of it.

I am not sure how much spam users get but it seems that the higher your subscriber count, the more spam you get on Youtube. This was not the first time this happened to me but the sheer numbers are higher than ever before.

Now this leads me to the question: “How do the big guys deal with this?" I can’t blame them for not answering fan mail and comments anymore. They must be lying under an avalanche of bullshit they receive every day/night screaming for help!

So this is my message to all the spam sending assholes out there:

Eat a dick, jameykitty.