It's just...

...one of those evenings.

Where the hell is Alfa?

If you are wondering why there are no uploads in the past few days know that Alfa caught some incredibly malicious type of common flu. Why do I say that? Because it’s true.

How did I catch it? Well my girlfriend was sick and, as always when she is sick, asked me one of those typical girl questions: “Do you love me even when I am sick and thus hideous?” And I haven’t thought of anything better than to kiss her. On her lips. Passionately. Telling her she is beautiful while in my mind I was thinking: “I haven’t caught it till now, why would this change it in anyway?”

Sometimes I am such a fucking moron I could just slap myself.

So yeah, of course the next day I woke up with the exact same shit as she had – fever, pain, nausea which eventually now that my immunity defeated it, turned to regular coughing and sneezing as my body tries to get rid of all that ugly dead stuff floating in my blood stream.

So yeah, it might take two or three more days before I will be ok to record again as constant coughing/sneezing is hardly sexy.

Again – I am a fucking moron and deserved every minute of this flu virus. So my apologies for the rupture in (space)time continuity.

But this sickness as many before brought me to the immunity system as a concept. Why hasn’t anyone made a genuine, good real time/turn based strategy with this theme? It is an incredible place if you think about it, the body. Endless waves of bacteria and viruses that know no mercy or surrender swarms it while the immune system hurls white cells, raises temperature and produces huge amounts of body fluids designed to destroy. Will you raise the temperature a 0,1°C higher? But then the body looses a bit of its taste for food and ability to function normally. Can you handle this infection? What about that one? What if it isn’t just common flu? What if you need antibiotics? Will you hold the fort before they come from the outside world? And what about the most serious diseases? Will you be able to slow down the terror, sacrificing parts of the bodies in hope that help from outside will come in time? Or will the world of medicine fails you and you will perish?

Now that shit I would play. Bonus points if there were medical accurate things included and total win if you get a body and lead it from childhood to death by old age. Holy hell can you imagine that? Difficulty settings? Easy – 21^st century. Medium – 18^th century. Hard? Dark Ages. And super hard? Stone age.

Just imagine the achievements. Will you play in dark ages and somehow manages to save the body from the attack of plague? ACHIEVEMENT – You survived hell! Oh god I want that game now. Finally something to play while you are sick.

I hate you! I hate you so much it actually gives me energy!

I woke up this morning and the sun was shining. It was a lovely day. After I brushed my teeth, washed my face and put some clothes on my girlfriend asked me if I want to use the computer that she let running during the night. And so I did.

Now if you spend enough time recording and dealing with Youtube it will become a bit like a drug. It’s the first page I usually check when I get to the computer as I enjoy reading the comments, checking the subscriber counts and views/likes and dealing with the statistics Youtube shows you. In another words – it’s fun for me.

But when I came this morning and found out that I have 17 messages I was really surprised. 17! I never got seventeen messages in one night before. So I checked them with great anticipation of “What the hell was happening while I was sleeping?!”. Was my channel blocked? Did someone started watching one of the LPs and send me a message after each part? I did not know. And guess what? It was all spam.

All of those 17 messages were from three guys (I guess they are guys despite the fact one of them used a nickname jameykitty or some shit like that), each sending me one 6 messages (one send only 5). And I really hate spam. It’s something that I truly despise. Not because it’s trying to lure you into buying something you don’t need but because of how it’s done and what they are selling. If they offered something worthy, something you can use I would definitely check it out. But they always offer shady, dangerous drugs or things that will eventually kick you right in the nuts. And the way they do it! Oh the way they do it! Like these guys sending me almost identical messages where, in broken English, they told me things like these (this is actually one of the messages I received tonigh):

where you from?

Hello there are video clips with the latest cool and a good work here. immediately visit the major sites for the best customers in http://bit.ly/subincrease

be sure to have a look at the site.

ur uyr
ook girls, I'm not sorry
And I'm not ashamed of my man
Even though he is poor and has an old car
He treats me like a queen, a man of truth
And even though he has an old car
What's important i
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uyrs uyrsry
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Receiver: AZshooterman, Adrian Radlowsky, Alfapiomega, FreestyleReplay, HyperrrBuRnx, InfinityFishingTeam, Jonnythabeast, Karl Erikson, Marlene Tucker, Mkillerbrew, MrMagnusAFC, PNsnHD, RGBRYN, RezurrectionDude, TheGenocidePlan, TheLipTV, TonyJCNJ, gulleyg, orce9174, yotsubakowai

What in the name of the holy is this shit? Do they think I am retarded? Does anyone even reply to these messages? Ever?! Seriously! What. The. Fuck?! This is not only insulting my intelligence but it stole away 1 minute of my life marking each these messages. I am sick of it.

I am not sure how much spam users get but it seems that the higher your subscriber count, the more spam you get on Youtube. This was not the first time this happened to me but the sheer numbers are higher than ever before.

Now this leads me to the question: “How do the big guys deal with this?" I can’t blame them for not answering fan mail and comments anymore. They must be lying under an avalanche of bullshit they receive every day/night screaming for help!

So this is my message to all the spam sending assholes out there:

Eat a dick, jameykitty.

What is love?!

When you start any sort of endeavor it is a good idea to learn something about it beforehand. So when I decided that I really wanted to create a blog I googled and I googled and I googled. And the only piece of information I learned from all the terrible, hideous pages I encountered was this: 

“Always define your topic precisely right from the beginning so that you know what you want to do”.

Because of that I now say: “What is love?”, “Why are we here?”, “What is the meaning of life?” and “Is there a god” are all questions I am not going to devote any time to. There you go.

Well at least the sheep has some kind of an idea about those things. As for me I have no clue about that stuff and I don’t dare to cast my ridiculous opinions on the pile of garbage others have created over the ages. I admit that it’s fun to drink tea, look out into the cold during long, winter nights but this blog is devoted to only one thing – me. And who am I? In case you wondered in here entirely randomly my name is Rudolf but I mostly go by the nickname Alfapiomega, or just simply Alfa. Other nicknames include Yb and Sfarog and when someone shouts “Hey, dickhead!” on the street I have the urge to answer to that as well. I have a gaming channel on Youtube (Alfapiomega) and this blog serves only one purpose – to get in touch with those who wishes to learn a bit more about me plus maybe a bit as a personal diary. Seriously - that is all. 

I learned to have no expectations of things I or anyone else does on the internet which leads to two interesting outcomes: a) I get never disappointed and b) the things eventually work themselves out on their own. I have all my faith in the fact that this blog will be the same. It will either work, strive and become an internal part of the mess I created on the interwebs or it will eventually fall into disrepair and disappear into the oblivion as many other shitty worthless things.

So there, I got the first post out and we will finally move to some of the interesting stuff. Like to bitching about everything.